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"Good morning! You've reached
Imperial Headquarters.
How may I direct your call?" |
Operations Division:
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Operations Chief: |
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Nazionale |
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Subcommander: |
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Custer the Greater |

Day to day, nuts and bolts,
well-oiled machinery that makes the Empire run smoothly. Or appear to run
smoothly.
Bureaucracy usually holds back large
organizations, but the red tape of the Empire is stained by the blood of the
unwise and disloyal. Forged in the fires of burning paperwork and smoldering
ashes of doomed careers and the false hope of the enemy, the Operations Division
is exacting and lethal in its regimental control of than rank and file of the
civilian side of life in the Empire.
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Departments within the Division of Operations:
A complete and
exhaustive list of all the bureaus, departments, and agencies that
comprise the Operations Division cannot be published on the web.
The resulting list would crash the internet as we know it. |
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Institution for the Originally
Challenged
(aka Clone Contingent)
Regulates production of new clones; keeps close tabs on current clones.
Dept. Head: Clone Overseer "Rev" Tam
- Department for Public Health (Jernigan)
Installs loyalty chips, signs people up for unnecessary surgeries,
organizes long
lines for treatment, provides its share of red tape.
Dept Head: Surgeon General Jernigan
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Emperor's Harem
Newly re-instated!
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Brotherhood of Servants
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Provincial Management
Succeeding where others only seceded
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Paratrooper-Accountant Brigade
Auditing you by force. Calculator.
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Marketing Syndicate
Making you think that you need what we're selling.
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Imperial Vulture-Scriveners
Your court-assigned legal representation.
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Tax Collection
The difference between your Gross pay and your Net pay.
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Time Keepers
Making sure the monorails run on time.
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Engineering Corps.
"Corps." is pronounced "Core," not "Corpse."
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Central Planning
Making sure the Empire projects a single, clear narrative.
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Department of Administration
Charged with slowing down Operations with red tape.
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Interplanetary Trade Commission
There's a new tariff in town.
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Terraforming
Converting lifeless space rocks into life-supporting worlds ripe for
colonization.
Department Head: Terraforming Supervisor Diraj
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Imperial Space Agency
Conducting expensive, publicity-garnering research in outer space; keeps
rocket scientist busy where they can't do much harm. ISA and the
shuttle program (Motto: "Our Space Program is Better than Your Space
Program") serve little practical purpose beside assisting in the creation of
new mattress-making materials. The program has long been a means for the
Empire to inspire and unite minions to excel in the space race, an
interstellar grand prix from Mercury to Jupiter and back.
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Inter-Stellar Broadcast Alert System
Are you afraid? You will be.
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Robotics Union
Mechanical teamsters ensuring our factory robots receive fair wages,
treatment, and benefits.
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Rockelburton
Supports the Empire's
military during invasions. Supplies supplies, builds infrastructure,
profits from war.
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What does the Ops Division do?
It makes sure things get done. Someone has to collect all those tax
dollars and spend your money for you. The Ops Div is there!
Also, Ops runs boring stuff such
as subways, trains, and the space elevator:

That toll you pay when you ride on
the space elevator, that's the Ops Div at work.

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